SAM HAS A ZINE. it is $4. it includes images from lloyd's childhood porn collection. as in porn he had when he was a child. Here is a sample page.
hello president
it's really sunny today.
the true warm kind of sun.
we'll have a new president by tonight.
people are going to drink a lot.
& wear stickers.
probably get free starbucks, ben & jerry's.
haha, america-
tomorrow i'll either go animal hunting in you
& leave before i feel too bad,
or hug you
& stay to figure things out.
the true warm kind of sun.
we'll have a new president by tonight.
people are going to drink a lot.
& wear stickers.
probably get free starbucks, ben & jerry's.
haha, america-
tomorrow i'll either go animal hunting in you
& leave before i feel too bad,
or hug you
& stay to figure things out.
i love old people & the music they do. ((((to accompany lloyd's article @ splicetoday.com/music/the-top-10-old-people-music-videos
she makes me want to grab your hand & maybe Kermit the frog’s too & then together we will all dance a slow waltz into the horizon. damal, will you make me your famous Indian cookies?
green beach ball belly man you are ruining everything. this man has god in his soul, let him let it out for jesus’s sake.
fred, the good guy. ah woo hoo hoo. bumpin bumpin bumpin. he knows life & he lives it good.
yeah, shake that tummy mama.
oh crap! why can’t grandpa eric be my grandpa? all my grandpa does is watch Fox news, call Lloyd “Leroy”, eat saltines and butter & make racial slurs.
white lady in the background, shut your mouth. rafiki look alike is tryin to make some cash money.
& the best- i know she's a well known lady, but oh my my my, my little heart.
yeah, so, hi, i was just
i think
sex with her
is going to be really great.
i'm going to create a
party where everyone
has to hold somebody else's
hand at all times.
or their dick.
there are heaters in
this room
& it feels like a
forever sweater.
be my forever sweater,
that goes out to everyone.
sex with her
is going to be really great.
i'm going to create a
party where everyone
has to hold somebody else's
hand at all times.
or their dick.
there are heaters in
this room
& it feels like a
forever sweater.
be my forever sweater,
that goes out to everyone.
blurry photo of this (large) painting fer yer enjoymentz. nice photos of silly thesis paintings a-comin' soon, perhaps. i miss strandular.
nervous & curious
al you are so concernedin the nicest way.
talking about ten million dollar projects
& other things being small potatoes
i didn't know about jewish lightning.
i can't believe it means arson.
isn't that really bad?
i wonder how many things you know
& how many cultural touch-downs
you've seen
or what it is about sundays
& records, browsing
but mainly at the front of the store.
you have a red nose
& you squint in the best way.
hey, thanks for the electronic house
magazine, al.
& shit al. i forgot to tell you about
this fireplace. it looks electronic.
i'm not quite sure about the whole thing
though.
talking about ten million dollar projects
& other things being small potatoes
i didn't know about jewish lightning.
i can't believe it means arson.
isn't that really bad?
i wonder how many things you know
& how many cultural touch-downs
you've seen
or what it is about sundays
& records, browsing
but mainly at the front of the store.
you have a red nose
& you squint in the best way.
hey, thanks for the electronic house
magazine, al.
& shit al. i forgot to tell you about
this fireplace. it looks electronic.
i'm not quite sure about the whole thing
though.
gramophones
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